Put an * to each one that applies to you:


I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

*I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

*I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

*I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

*I'm GERMAN, so I MUST yell really loud.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

*I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-emotional.

*I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.

*I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

*I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.(I’m bigger than average)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

*I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

*I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

*I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. (Not sure what that means…so I’ll mark it anyway!)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

*I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (I don’t hate gay people D:<

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

*I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

*I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.(It was *** fault)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

*I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Yeah I don’t hate ALL men…just most, lol)

*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

*I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

*I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

*I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

*I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Stronger than most people my age, but not really strong…but I”ll mark it anyway)

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar


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